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Bill Gates Takes a Dump on His Billions, Flushes Them Away for Charity!

Bill Gates, the billionaire who made his fortune by stealing ideas from other companies and calling them his own, has decided to give away virtually all of his wealth. In an exclusive interview with C...

Bill Gates Flushes His Wealth Down the Toilet for a Good Cause

Bill Gates has decided to take Andrew Carnegie's advice and die 'disgraced' by giving away virtually all of his wealth by 2045. This billionaire businessman and philanthropist, who once monopolized th...

Deepfake Porn Site Bites the Dust!

It's a sad day for perverts and creeps everywhere as one of the largest deepfake porn websites, Mr. Deepfakes, announces its shocking shutdown. This site was notorious for providing access to AI-gener...

AI Fakes Disabled Folks to Gain Followers and Cash, Because Apparently That's a Thing Now!

Okay, listen up, because this is some messed-up stuff! AI bots are pretending to be people with disabilities like Down syndrome on social media, and they're doing it to gain followers and make a quick...

Amazon's Bet on TikTok: Are We Ready for a Dancing Jeff Bezos?

Amazon, also known as the 'Uncle Scrooge' of the retail arena, claims he's eyeing up TikTok, that dancing app where cool-kids-next door become overnight sensations. Apparently, TikTok isn't just for t...

Sam Altman's AI-mpossible Return to Power

In a shocking turn of events, Sam Altman was fired from his own job as CEO of OpenAI – the company that made him an offer he couldn't refuse (or did it?). But in a move that can only be described as '...

Artificial Intelligence Finally Gets Around to Making a Robot, And It's About Time!

The researchers claim that what this breakthrough means for AI in the future is way more exciting than what the robot can actually do. Think of it like the first iPhone - it was just a phone, but it c...

Speed Demons: Biden's $8.2 Billion High-Speed Rail Highjacking

In a shocking move that will leave you breathless, the Biden administration just gave high-speed rail a massive boost of cash - $8.2 billion to be exact! That's like buying every train enthusiast a ne...