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Trump's 'Earth-Shattering' Announcement: We're Gonna Save Granny Some Cash on Drugs!

Get ready, folks, because President Trump is about to blow your minds with a plan that'll make Big Pharma cry and grannies across the nation cheer! The man in charge has been teasing an 'earth-shatter...

AG James Gets the Book Thrown at Her!

Letitia James, New York's attorney general and Trump's arch-nemesis, has found herself on the receiving end of a criminal probe. The Justice Department, led by the FBI, is investigating allegations th...

Trump's Hilarious AmeriCorps Cuts Cause "Damage and Laughter", Groups Say

Imagine the scene: Donald Trump, with a mischievous glint in his eye, reaches for a pair of scissors and starts snipping away at federal funding. Approximately half of the AmeriCorps programs terminat...

Trump's Hilarious Hostage Update!

President Trump, known for his incredible sense of humor, has delivered some hilarious news regarding the hostages in Gaza. In a statement that had everyone rolling on the floor, Trump announced that ...

Canada Tells Trump: 'Our Moose, Our Rules!'

Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney was not having it when U.S. President Donald Trump suggested that Canada might want to join the United States. In a meeting at the Oval Office, Carney looked Trump ...

Newsom Proposes Film Tax Credit, Triggers Trump's Laugh Attack

President Trump couldn't help but laugh at California Governor Gavin Newsom's latest proposal. Newsom suggested a federal film tax credit, which had Trump rolling on the floor with laughter. 'Californ...

The Diaper Debacle: Border Boss Razors through Toddler Travel Trouble

In an episode worthy of a slapstick sitcom, Border Bigwig, Tom Homan (not to be confused with Home Alone's Macaulay Culkin), argued he is 'unaware' of any Mini-Merican movers-report. The burning quest...

Justice Department Pulls the Funding Rug but Slips On a Banana Peel Instead!

In a move comedy skits are made of, a whopping 365 federal grant programs have momentarily slipped on a document jam at the Justice Department. With a belly-flop that could be heard from the Atlantic ...

Alien Invaders Nab Noem's Nouveau Necessities, Nabbed by G-Men

Once upon a time, two suspicious figures were detected sneaking around Easter Bunny's territory, swiping the stylish handbag belonging to Homeland Security’s Duchess, Kristi Noem. Honestly, who’s that...

Republicans and Democrats Play Tariff-tag: Trump's the 'It' Guy!

Once upon a time in Washington, aka official soap opera house where suit-clad gladiators battle, brought out a new play titled 'Battle of Tariffs'. In this latest episode, Democrats rallied together, ...