Sean "Diddy" Combs, that smooth-talking, suit-wearing, woman-exploiting scumbag, is finally facing the music. This hip-hop heavyweight, who once made a living dropping beats and creating hits, is now being accused of dropping something far more sinister: the hammer of justice on innocent women.

Combs, 55, has been cooling his heels in jail since September, denied bail because he's seen as a flight risk. And rightly so! With charges ranging from sex trafficking to racketeering conspiracy, this guy is in deep doo-doo. He's facing five charges in total, and the evidence against him is stacking up like dirty laundry.

As the trial gets underway, it's clear that Combs' criminal enterprise has been operating for years, exploiting women with the help of his associates and employees. It's a sordid tale of forced labor, kidnapping, arson, bribery, and obstruction of justice - a far cry from the glamorous world of hip-hop. But hey, maybe this is just the next chapter in the great American success story: start as a poor kid from Harlem, end up a rich predator in a jail cell.